Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan, Suri Cruise or one of the many little Jolie-Pitts, you probably don’t care what celebrity moms like Dina Lohan, Angelina Jolie and Katie Holmes have planned for Mother’s Day.
Well the good news is, neither do we!
But before we sign and SWAK the perfect card for our own beloved moms, we wanted to give you a roundup of the latest best celebrities to ever spawn! Take a look at our top three picks for Hollywood’s Finest Mommy Dearests:
Number 1: Angelina Jolie
Even though she’s turning her kids into Cheeto-addicts, we're giving Angelina the top spot for sheer quantity of kiddies alone. With three adoptees, one biologi-baby and one to two more buns cooking in the oven, we’re not sure how Angelina keeps it all together. Oh wait, we know! Nannies!
Number Two: Katie Holmes
Katie might not have it easy when it comes to her high-profile and much-criticized marriage to Tom Cruise, and she’s certainly taken her licks over her Scientology switch. But plunk baby Suri in her arms, and Katie is a smiling, happy , first-time Mom who does a great job of keeping her private life private. Little Suri stands an excellent chance of growing up normal…unless she develops a couch-jumping habit like dear ol' Dad.
Number Three: Nicole Richie
Surprised to see former wild-child Nicole on this list? Don’t be. Little Harlow Winter Kate has been the best cure for Nicole’s rabble-rousing ways, and Nicole has returned the favor by being a great mom to her little girl. Keeping the partying to a bare and dignified minimum to leave lots of room for Mom-time puts Nicole on our list of Top Tinseltown Moms - not to mention her amazing charity, the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation.
Hollywood Moms From Hell
To let great moms everywhere know how much we appreciate them, take a look at two Hollywood moms straight from H-E-double-hockey-sticks.
Number 1: Dina Lohan
You can’t always blame Mom, but Dina Lohan's been riding shotgun on daughter Lindsay’s career and rehab rollercoaster for the entire trip. We were shocked to hear Dina was given a Mother of the Year award, and double-shocked to hear she missed a family therapy session to collect it! For skipping out on her family time and for marching Lindsay and sis-clone Ali right into a celebrity war zone, Dina makes our list of Hollywood Moms From Hell.
Number 2: Lynne Spears
You guessed it, Mom to Spears-spawn Britney and Jamie Lynn had to make the list. Nipping her eldest daughter’s antics in the bud should be Lynne’s motherly duty, but Momma Spears always seems to keep a low-pro when Britney’s behaving badly. Minus more points for letting younger daughter Jamie Lynn slip through the statutory cracks and get knocked up at 16. Maybe Dina and Lynne should get together this Mother’s Day and share parenting tips…