Ever wonder how to get your lazy, good-for-nothing children out of bed? Why don’t they just wake up and get a job? As with so many of our personal struggles, Brad Pitt has the answer. A good strong dose of caffeine and sugar does the trick, Pitt says, Page Six reports. “’We gotta get up. Get up! Here’s your shoes. Here’s your shoes. Drink this Coke. Drink this Coca-Cola. Drink it all. Right now! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!’” Pitt tells his drowsy kids (he has six, with Angelina Jolie) according to an upcoming episode of “Inside the Actor’s Studio” with James Lipton. Page Six surmises that Pitt may get in trouble for his remarks. “Pitt will almost certainly be criticized for the statement,” Page Six opines, “as sodas are high in sugar and are only recommended for kids in moderation.”